"I wish I was queer, so I can get chicks"

This is indeed a strange world. Really, guys like girl on girl actions, and girls are attracted to gay guys, and want our undeniably straight partners (well, most of the time undeniably straight) to be a "metrosexual", a word which I've always assumed to mean "still in the closet".

Now, there's a very interesting difference between the two version of "barking at the wrong tree". You see, guys like the girl on girl actions, and they think lesbians are "hot" because all those online video research always turned out to starred blonde gorgeous women making out. When in fact most of them would find "butch" rather on the unattractive side of things. Us girls seems to be in denials about gay guys. We just wish they are straight. Actually, no. Most of us wish our straight partner can act like gays, because they understand us girls. Or at least, the stereotype is that they understand us. I've yet to know a girl who spend time to do online video research on male homosexual acts.

I'm going to attempt to analyse the guys' case first, because it's straight forward. They like boobies. And what's better than one set of boobies? Two sets of boobies, of course. Plus watching girl on girl action gets rid of the chance of them seeing another man's tool. Guys are like that. There are things that they don't like to be competitive about.

The girls' case is a only a little bit more complicated. We like good looks. There's a reason why all you guys out there think all the male hollywood stars us girls are obsessed about are gay: they're all drop dead gorgeous, wear very smart looking clothes, and the actually care about how they look. Sadly, us girls are shallow that that. I'm not too really sure why paying attention to how you look make you gay, but apperantly it does. We like guys who look good. Oh and sensitive. That's the other thing, we like our guys to have feelings, like we do. And then there's the fact that we do find guys who aren't constantly trying to get into our pants slightly more attractive. Oh, and it helps to not stare at our breasts when we talk too.

So where do we find guys who aren't obsessed with boobies? Gay guys, of course.

In fact, it appears what women really want, is infact another woman. Perferably one who can open jars though. We still need guys for that. Which is why I think if I have a sex change and become a guy, I'll be a real good catch. Well, bar the openning jar bit.

And what guys really want, is p0rn.